An old woman is riding in an elevator in a very lavish New York City Building.
When a young and beautiful woman walks into the elevator, smelling of expensive perfume.
She turns to the old woman and says arrogantly, Ralph Lauren’s ‘Romance’, $150 an ounce! ”
Then another young and beautiful woman gets on the elevator and also looks very arrogantly at the old woman, who says, “Chanel No. 5, $200 an ounce!”About three floors later, the old woman has reached her destination and is about to get off the elevator.

Before leaving, she looks the two beautiful women in the eye, then bends over, farts, and says…
“Broccoli. 49 cents a pound!”
Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!

A smart older lady calls a hospital to check on a patient.
A sweet old lady telephoned St. Joseph’s Hospital. She asked, “Is it possible to speak to someone who can tell me how a patient is doing?”
The operator said, “I can. What are the name and room number?”
The old lady said, “Norma Findlay, room 302.”
The operator replied, “Let me place you on hold while I check with her nurse.”

After a few minutes, the operator returned to the phone and said, “Oh, I have good news, her nurse just told me that Norma is doing very well. Her blood pressure is fine, her blood work just came back as normal, and her physician, Dr. Cohen, has scheduled her to be discharged on Tuesday.”
The old lady said, “Thank you. That’s wonderful! I was so worried! God bless you!”
The operator replied, “You’re welcome. Is Norma your daughter?”
The grandmother said, “No, I’m Norma Findlay in 302. No one ever tells me sh*t.”
Ha! That’s an excellent example of taking matters into your own hands!
Hope this funny story will make you smile! Have a nice day!