She weighed 100 kilos, and she was getting heavier every month, so she went to see her doctor.
\nHe said, \u201cYou need a diet, Emily, and I\u2019ve got a good one here.\u201d
\nHe gave her a small book and said, \u201cRead this carefully and eat the things on page 21 every day. Then come back and see me in two weeks.\u201d
\nEmily came again two weeks later, but she wasn\u2019t thinner; she was fatter. The doctor was surprised and said, \u201cAre you eating the things on page 21 of the small book?\u201d
\n\u201cYes, doctor,\u201d she answered.<\/p>\n
The next day, the doctor visited Emily during her dinner. She was very surprised to see him.
\n\u201cEmily,\u201d he said, \u201cWhy are you eating potatoes and bread? They aren\u2019t in your diet.\u201d
\n\u201cBut, doctor,\u201d Emily answered, \u201cI ate my diet at lunch time. This is my dinner.\u201d
\nA heavyset guy sees an ad that reads
\n\u201cLose weight. Only $10 a pound. Call (202) 555-0238\u201d and decides to make the call. The operator asks, \u201cHow much weight do you want to lose?\u201d
\n\u201cFive pounds,\u201d he replies.<\/p>\n
\u201cWe\u2019ll have a representative over in the morning,\u201d says the operator.
\nAbout 9 a.m., there\u2019s a knock on the door. There stands a fairly good-looking girl, scantily-clad with a sign around her neck reading \u201cIf You Catch Me, You Can Have Me\u201d.<\/p>\n
The hefty fellow chases her upstairs, downstairs, and all around the house. Finally, panting and wheezing, he catches her. And he has her. After that, he runs to the bathroom and weighs himself. He\u2019s lost 5 pounds!
\nThat night he calls the number again and says, \u201cI want to lose 10 pounds.\u201d
\n\u201cWe\u2019ll send someone over.\u201d<\/p>\n
The next morning, he\u2019s greeted by a gorgeous girl dressed only in track shoes and wearing a sign around her neck that reads \u201cIf You Catch Me, You Can Have Me\u201d. The chase takes a good while longer this time, but later he finds he\u2019s lost 10 pounds
\nThat night he calls and says, \u201cI want to lose 20 pounds!\u201d
\n\u201cTwenty pounds?\u201d the operator asks. \u201cThat\u2019s an awful lot.\u201d
\nThe man replies, \u201cListen, just take care of it!\u201d
\nAbout 7 a.m. the man hears a knock and opens the door. Outside stands an enormous gorilla with a sign around its neck that reads \u201cIf I Catch You, I Can Have You\u201d.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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