A married couple had just crawled into bed one night when the phone started to ring. The man got up to answer it. \u201cHow the hell should I know? That\u2019s a thousand miles away!\u201d he exclaimed before slamming down the receiver. \u201cWho was that?\u201d asked his puzzled wife. \u201cI don\u2019t have any idea,\u201d said the husband. \u201cSome guy wanted to know if the coast is clear.\u201d Later, the phone bill was exceptionally high, so the man called a family meeting. Dad said he never used the home phone because he used his work phone. Mum said she also used her company\u2019s phone. Their son explained that he only used his office mobile. They all turned to the maid, who calmly replied, \u201cWhat? So we all use our work phones. What\u2019s the big deal?\u201d<\/p>\n
At dawn, the telephone rang. \u201cHello, Se\u00f1or? This is Ernesto, the caretaker at your country house.\u201d Ernesto sadly informed his employer that his prize-winning parrot had died. When asked how, he explained that the bird had eaten rotten meat from one of the dead horses. The horse, Mr. Lucky, had died from pulling the water cart used to put out a fire. The fire had started when a candle tipped over during a funeral because the owner\u2019s wife had been mistaken for a thief and struck with a new Tiger Woods Nike driver. After hearing the entire chain of events, the owner paused and finally shouted, \u201cErnesto! If you broke that driver, YOU\u2019RE FIRED!\u201d<\/p>\n
A woman wanted to reach her husband on his mobile phone but discovered she had no credit. She asked her son to call his father and deliver an urgent message. After trying three times, the boy returned and said that a lady had answered the phone each time. Furious, the woman waited for her husband to come home. As soon as he walked through the door, she slapped him twice. The neighbors rushed over after hearing the commotion.<\/p>\n
The husband, completely confused, asked his son to tell everyone exactly what the \u201clady\u201d had said on the phone. The boy replied, \u201cThe number you are trying to call is not reachable at the moment. Please try again later!\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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