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Folklore has long relied on animals\u2014especially pigs\u2014as mirrors held up to human behavior. Through exaggeration and humor, pigs become vessels for our appetites, stubbornness, contradictions, and quiet wisdom.
\nJOKE OF THE DAY: Three Little Pigs went out to dinner one night\u2026
\nThe waiter came to take their drink orders.
\n\u201cI\u2019ll have a Sprite,\u201d said the first little piggy.<\/p>\n

\u201cI\u2019ll take a Coke,\u201d said the second.
\n\u201cI want water\u2014lots and lots of water,\u201d said the third piggy.
\nThe waiter brought the drinks and asked for their dinner orders.
\n\u201cA big juicy steak,\u201d said the first piggy.<\/p>\n

\u201cJust a salad for me,\u201d said the second.
\n\u201cWater. Lots and lots of water,\u201d said the third again.
\nAfter the meal, the waiter returned for dessert orders.
\n\u201cBanana split,\u201d said the first.<\/p>\n

\u201cRoot beer float,\u201d said the second.
\n\u201cWater. Lots and lots of water!\u201d shouted the third.
\nThe waiter, now curious, finally asked,
\n\u201cSir, why are you only drinking water?\u201d
\nThe third piggy grinned and said, \u201cSomebody has to go Wee Wee Wee all the way home!!!\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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