{"id":6262,"date":"2026-05-21T10:55:20","date_gmt":"2026-05-21T10:55:20","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/opinionview71.com\/?p=6262"},"modified":"2026-05-21T10:55:20","modified_gmt":"2026-05-21T10:55:20","slug":"two-southern-belles-were-chatting-on-the-porch-of-a-grand-white-pillared-mansion","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/opinionview71.com\/?p=6262","title":{"rendered":"Two Southern Belles were chatting on the porch of a grand white-pillared mansion"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The first lady said proudly, \u201cWhen my first child was born, my husband built me this beautiful mansion.\u201d<br \/>\nThe second smiled and replied, \u201cWell, isn\u2019t that nice?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The first continued, \u201cWhen my second child was born, he bought me that fine Cadillac out front.\u201d<br \/>\nAgain, the second woman responded, \u201cWell, isn\u2019t that nice?\u201d<br \/>\n\u201cAnd when my third child was born,\u201d the first said with a grin, \u201che gave me this dazzling diamond bracelet.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The second lady, as always, replied sweetly, \u201cWell, isn\u2019t that nice?\u201d<br \/>\n\u201cTell me,\u201d one asked, \u201cWhat happened to your son?\u201d<br \/>\n\u201cOh, my poor son!\u201d sighed the mother.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cHis marriage is so unfortunate. He ended up with a girl who doesn\u2019t lift a finger around the house. She spends all day in bed, either sleeping or lounging and reading. Can you believe he even brings her breakfast in bed?\u201d<br \/>\n\u201cThat\u2019s terrible,\u201d said her friend. \u201cAnd your daughter?\u201d<br \/>\n\u201cAh, she\u2019s so fortunate! She married an angel. He insists she doesn\u2019t do anything around the house. Every morning, he brings her breakfast in bed. 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