The boss called at the worst possible moment. His employee was standing at a urinal, but instead of panicking, he delivered a status update so painfully polished it could have passed for a boardroom briefing. And in this collection of authority gone sideways, proud fathers and demanding managers are about to discover who really has the very final wor\u2026<\/p>\n
Asked how he was doing while at the urinal, the employee answered in fluent corporate jargon: he had been under pressure, but things were flowing well. He had a firm grip on the situation, output looked good, and he expected to wash his hands of everything soon. <\/p>\n
Elsewhere, a man at a bar boasted that he decided when the laundry, cooking, and dishes got done. His secret to household authority? He was single.<\/p>\n
At dinner, a little girl gave her father a welcome boost by asking whether he was the family boss. Delighted, he said yes\u2014until she asked whether that was because Mommy had put him in charge. Another employee had an equally neat answer when his boss requested Saturday work. He agreed, warning that slow weekend public transport would make him late. Asked when he would arrive, he replied, \u201cMonday.\u201d Sometimes, the best comeback needs just one word.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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